Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Hunt: Maitland

Completely one of a kind, this beast is one of those people your parents warn you about. The Kurt Cobain of us. The party, the trouble maker, the rule contortionist.

Maitland comes from a long line of criminals and twisted people. He's charming to teachers, police, secretaries and all those working for the man. But in an instant turning a middle finger into the peace sign. No matter what anyone says everyone knows Maitland runs it all. He's rebellious and protests against what he feels is wrong. He prefers to stand and sit on tables and yell. He's vulgar and a jokester and  craved.

He talks back and is quite the smartass. He goes on witty banters and on the occasional witless ranter and a few meaningless rambles. He is the only guy in the school with enough balls to be his obnoxious self. He uses sarcasm to attack, and seemingly hide.

Maitland is a well known guy, a prankster of the ages. A kindled spirit. He is assigned a detention daily, but for some reason it almost seems as though his charm is so empowering that he can charm any authority figure.

He gets away with everything and has a ball along the way. He's in control of his own life and has no idea where he's going. Or he has it all planned out. Only he knows.

He drives like a mad man and usually doesn't stop for passengers - You learn to run and jump in. It gets easier as time goes on.

The boy has style and usually is scene smoking a pipe, like an old grandfathers pipe. He seemingly knows everyone/thing. He wins every fight and gets every girl.

He's like the modern day Fonz I guess.

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